Saving Americans From The Bong Threat 

Saving Americans From The Bong Threat 
Posted by CN Staff on February 27, 2003 at 14:55:35 PT
By Deroy Murdock
Source: SHNS 
New York -- With America tensely poised in recent days against the possibility of new terrorist attacks, vigilant, machine-gun-toting National Guardsmen are becoming common in New York's subway stations. Thus, Attorney General John Ashcroft recently targeted a fearsome threat: marijuana pipes.Operation Pipe Dreams and Operation Headhunter encompassed raids on drug paraphernalia manufacturers, distributors and their homes. At least 60 people have been arrested for supplying pipes, bongs and roach clips.
They face up to three years in prison and/or $250,000 fines. "This illegal billion-dollar industry will no longer be ignored by law enforcement," Ashcroft roared on Feb. 24.And his muscle matched his volume. On the very day that New York state officials announced that they would dispatch 113 vans to detect and combat chemical and biological weapons, Washington arranged a massive attack on this harrowing menace."Including federal, state and local officials, our estimate is about 1,200 were involved, just on that day," Drug Enforcement Agency spokesman Will Glaspy says by phone. Among them, "easily hundreds" of U.S. agents were deployed, "about 103 U.S. Marshals alone," Justice spokesman Drew Wade adds. "It was just exhaustive."The Feds responsible include prosecutors in 11 U.S. attorneys' offices from southern California to western Pennsylvania. Rather than guard America's docks and porous borders from the next Mohamed Atta, Customs and Immigration and Naturalization Service personnel joined the anti-pipe posse.This federal overreach featured an unhealthy dose of rhetorical overkill. "People selling drug paraphernalia," said acting DEA chief John Brown, "are as much a part of drug trafficking as silencers are a part of criminal homicide." Yes, and wine-glass makers cause drunk-driving deaths.This is futile and foolish."There is no evidence that these laws have any impact on reducing drug use whatsoever," said Drug Policy Alliance founder Ethan Nadelmann. Household products, such as empty toilet paper rolls and foil, can serve as crude marijuana pipes. Unless Ashcroft eradicates Charmin and Reynolds Wrap, people who choose to smoke marijuana will do so. Also, they simply could visit tobacconists and buy pipes like the one Sherlock Holmes puffed, perhaps inspiring intense laugh attacks.Drug warriors must recognize that some 11 million American adults enjoy getting high at least annually - to giggle, relax and endure these nerve-wracking times. Some brave this endless winter, the drooping Dow, the Columbia disaster, the Rhode Island nightclub inferno and growing war jitters by sipping martinis. Others play Lotto or visit Vegas. Still more sleep around. In excess, these behaviors can ruin one's health, fortunes or both. Yet only smoking grass yields jail time. This is silly, illogical and wicked.Adults who use drug paraphernalia while handling automobiles or wrecking balls deserve punishment. Minors should steer clear of the stuff until adulthood. That aside, mood enhancement should be none of government's business.While this was true before the late, great Twin Towers collapsed, it is doubly so today. Federal law enforcers should be single-minded if not obsessive about foiling "3/11," "4/11" or whatever we may have to dub the next 9/11.FBI Director Robert Mueller said Feb. 11 that "several hundred" al-Qaida-linked terrorists may be here today. Perhaps they now cherish U.S. liberties, abundance and amusements. If they indeed embrace the American way, welcome. More likely, though, they strive to turn crop dusters into anthrax dispensers, or water supplies into streams of cyanide - as Italian officials allege a suspected al-Qaida cell planned for Rome last year.British authorities arrested six Algerians in London who, they believe, possessed ricin, a toxin that kills via respiratory arrest or vascular collapse. It may be here in the hands of people who want us dead.Neither Americans who smoke grass nor their roach-clip salesmen seek to kill anyone. They would sob if the Sears Tower were awash in flames.Their backpacks likelier contain bluegrass CDs than plastic explosives.Those who light pot pipes are not our enemies. They are our colleagues, neighbors, friends and loved ones. In short, they are Americans who should be protected rather than persecuted by federal busybodies who desperately need to focus on first things. John Ashcroft, John Brown and this country's other drug warlords should ask themselves what would be worse for America's citizens: more bong hits or more body parts.New York commentator Deroy Murdock is a columnist with the Scripps Howard News Service.Source: SHNS (DC)Author: Deroy MurdockPublished: February 27, 2003 Copyright: 2003 Script Howard News ServiceWebsite: copelandp shns.comRelated Articles:Drug Paraphernalia Arrest Crackdown Hits Lewisville Smoke Shop Pipe Dreams Is a Nightmare -- Paraphernalia Archives
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Comment #3 posted by FoM on February 27, 2003 at 20:56:06 PT
A Note from High Times Magazine's Front Page
Hi Everyone,I wanted to see how High Times was fairing and thought you might want to read this. It is currently on their front page. This is very sad to me. Well folks, it looks like the pot-smoking good times are just about done. Sure, you can still get pot-a-plenty, but how on Earth will you smoke it? On Monday, U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft and Acting DEA Administrator John B. Brown III announced the federal indictments of 55 individuals from North Carolina to California, charged with conspiracy to sell drug paraphernalia. The DEA and the Organized Crime Drug Enforcement Task Force, in conjunction with the U.S. Marshals, Secret Service, Customs Service and Postal Inspection Service, spearheaded the investigation.
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Comment #2 posted by fivepounder on February 27, 2003 at 15:29:14 PT
fascism knows no end
Stupid does not come close to describing what these fools are doing.
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Comment #1 posted by pokesmotter on February 27, 2003 at 15:07:38 PT:
well written article. best quote:"Unless Ashcroft eradicates Charmin and Reynolds Wrap, people who choose to smoke marijuana will do so."on another note: people who smoke weed should be the lowest priority of law enforcement.
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