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Come Back, Cheech and Chong
Posted by FoM on August 13, 2000 at 10:54:20 PT
Press Release
Source: Globe & Mail
The following is a press release from the Canada-based Web site howtosucceedbydealingweed.com:Toronto-born resident, Carman David Gallo, 48, has conceived a multifaceted entertainment concept that could give the much anticipated and long overdue legalization of marijuana a much needed kick-in-the-ass. The title of this offering is 'How To Succeed by Dealing Weed' and it's first segment is a book that Mr. Gallo began penning back in 1968.
It is a going going gone millenium account/fantasy about two guys who become the James Bond of grass dealers and end up being the world's first Trillionaires in the process. Ultimately, they accomplish legalizing marijuana, then go into production and start the quality manufacture of the worlds finest marijuana cigarettes through their Ultimate Reefer Co.In his intentional insanely funny but carefully plotted literary aggressive style, prophet Gallo has laid out the ground work of how this amazing feat could actually happen. "Words are the blueprints for action" Gallo excites "It all begins with the spokenword". Author Gallo is desirious of making an alliance with a publisher who has guts, vision and most important creativity. The writer envisions a 999 thousand hardcover limited edition masterpiece, to be a quality collectors' item selling for $99.99USD (similar to Madonnas' Sex aluminium covered coffee table book) For his 1st. novel, the author would like to see the cover and page paper made of actual hemp.Included would be a gorgeous, glossy sticker of a 2.2lb hard pressed kilogram of Mexican marijuana. Gallo actually smuggled it into the country as a present for his girlfriend back in the 60's. One of Toronto's top photographers and close friend of Gallo's shot the brick before it was broken down and smoked by the smuggler and his friends. The all-phase creative wizard and one man ad agency and production studio, would also include another one of his design creations that would guarantee the books sellout within 90 days of release.A steel engraved Billion Dollar Bill bookmark printed on banknote paper with consecutive serial numbers. The last piece of this collectors' edition would be an assemble-it-yourself actual cardboard mock-up of the future Ultimate Reefer package. The next phase for this entertainment extravaganza and first universally known marijuana brands media blitz, will be the full length 99 minute, high-key motion-capture, state-of-the-art animated feature film. This very realistic looking, gorgeous richly coloured celluloid experiment will break ground and be a precident to real life animation." It will not be a cartoon using chipmunks, ducks and toys that talk. Instead it will feature very real human like characters that will be doing very funny outrageous sexy things" Gallo exclaims. "The characters from this motion picture would lend themselves to the actual Ultimate Reefer product itself" Gallo continues." It would be like Bugs Bunny endorsing his own brand of carrots, or what the Camel or Marlboro Man did for conventional cigarettes."A very strong universal marijuana brand will be developed as a result of this concept and we will be first getting it to the market", the creative wizard very seriously explains. "The cigarette industry is on the verge of bankrupcy, what an opportune time for a smart one to take a shot on the inevitable, switch content and get the head start on the next boom bonanza." . . . Ultimately, Carman David Gallo see's this cult mega machine rolling into *The Ultimate Reefer Co., the world's first and finest marijuana manufacturing facility. (12-pack $9.99).Published: Thursday, August 10, 2000Source: Globe and Mail (Canada)Copyright: 2000, The Globe and Mail CompanyContact: letters globeandmail.caForum: http://forums.theglobeandmail.com/How To Succeed by Dealing Weedhttp://www.howtosucceedbydealingweed.com/
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