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Fuzzy Thinking Keeps Marijuana Illegal
Posted by FoM on May 07, 2000 at 06:36:45 PT
By Mordecai Richler, The Gazette
Source: Montreal Gazette
The common-sense campaign to decriminalize marijuana use surfaced briefly in London recently, and then sank, no more than a three-day wonder. The original British newspaper campaign for decriminalization was launched here a couple of years ago by the left-wing Independent, its stance supported by many writers, scientists and police officers, most of them names to conjure with. 
And then this spring the more influential, far from fellow-traveling Daily Telegraph briefly brandished the sanity torch, unavailingly, alas. Looking homeward, I doubt that Jean Chretien, celebrated savant of Middle Eastern affairs - or, conversely, aging vaudevillian touring long past his due date - will advocate decriminalization in his next, eagerly awaited little red book of promises to be broken. Joe Clark could possibly see the point of drug-policy reform, but, as things stand, he appears to be obsessed with his lawsuit aimed at preventing the Alliance gang from including "Conservative" in their full-blown party name. Just in case Joe is unaware of his lawsuit's comic potential, I should remind him of an earlier conflict over name rights. When the Marx Brothers were about to make a movie called A Night in Casablanca, there were threats of legal action from Warner Brothers, who five years earlier had made a famous flick called, simply, Casablanca, with Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman. Groucho, speaking for his brothers, immediately dispatched a letter to Jack Warner: "Dear Warner Brothers," he wrote, "You claim you own Casablanca and that nobody else can use that name without your permission. What about 'Warner Brothers"? Do you own that, too? You probably have the right to use the name Warner, but what about Brothers? Professionally, we were brothers long before you were. We were touring the sticks as the Marx Brothers when Vitaphone was still a gleam in the inventor's eye, and even before that there had been other brothers - the Smith Brothers; the Brothers Karamazov; Dan Brothers, an outfielder with Detroit; and 'Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?' (This was originally 'Brothers, Can You Spare a Dime?' but this was spreading a dime pretty thin, so they threw out one brother, gave all the money to the other one and whittled it down to, 'Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?' " That leaves us with the born-again Deformers, aka Alliance, and I'm certainly not counting on Preston Manning, Tom Long or Stockwell Day to take up the cause. Day, memorably skewered in some Toronto Star columns by Dalton Camp, that most intelligent and engaging of Tories, is of course a special case. Put plainly, if he gets to be the one who molds the CRAPPERS election platform, I will be looking for a flat-tax offer to benefit the truly rich, a referendum on hanging to please the most goofy of his supporters, and just possibly a school system that will answer to God and the Bible, and will surely not teach evolution. Day, who considers Of Mice and Men to be a dirty book, obviously has no redeeming social value and will no doubt eventually be consigned to whatever level of hell is reserved for narrow fundamentalists. I should point out that fundamentalism (whether Christian, Jewish or Muslim) is not, like homosexuality, implicit in a man's genes, but is a matter of personal choice. As I have written in this column before, it is as ridiculous to treat marijuana use as criminal as it was to impose Prohibition on the United States in 1919. Marijuana is readily available in any bar I have ever been to in Montreal or Toronto, not that I make a habit of frequenting such sleazy venues. Stockbrokers and accountants will continue to smoke it, illegal or not. According to most medical authorities, it is less harmful than tobacco or booze. As things stand, Western small farmers appear to be in constant need of government grants. Legalizing marijuana could be their salvation as well as making for a tax bonanza for Paul Martin. Why, just consider the brand names resourceful Westerners could make available. Manitoba Manna. Sachet of Saskatoon. Alberta Gold. Even as that unappreciated social do-gooder Sam Bronfman once rode to the rescue of parched American imbibers, so a latter-day Canadian Samaritan could provide for our deprived neighbours to the south, incidentally founding a fortune. Go for it, Canada. Published: May 7, 2000©2000 The Montreal Gazette Related Articles:B.C. To Ottawa: This Bud's for Youhttp://www.cannabisnews.com/news/thread5634.shtmlLiberals Out To Hire Marijuana Merchanthttp://www.cannabisnews.com/news/thread5633.shtmlMJ Growers Sought, Experienced Need Not Apply http://www.cannabisnews.com/news/thread5621.shtml Majority of Poll Callers Favor Legalising Cannabishttp://www.cannabisnews.com/news/thread5278.shtmlBill To Decriminalise Cannabis Goes To Parliamenthttp://www.cannabisnews.com/news/thread5248.shtml
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