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McGill Seeks Pot Exclusivity Deal
Posted by CN Staff on April 01, 2003 at 07:39:52 PT
By Scott Medvin
Source: McGill Tribune 
The late Students' Society President Martin Doe announced Friday that the University administration was soliciting proposals from local marijuana dealers to establish an exclusivity deal for distribution on campus."This would cut back on the number of independent operators, and give students a guarantee that the weed they smoke is McGill-certified," said Doe as he took a long toke from one of the submitted samples. "The extra revenue will directly benefit the student body."
The up-front fee that will be paid by the crime syndicate that submits a winning bid will be used to establish a new scholarship that will send one needy McGill student to a year in the Betty Ford Clinic.SSMU President-elect Naeem Datoo was ecstatic that negotiations had begun."Personally, I'm a little bit tired off all the choices that are available. M-39, Northern Lights, Shiva Skunk. In the end, they all give me red eyes and a strange desire for Alto's poutine. Hopefully by next year, students will be able to get quality hydroponics in all Sadie's locations and in select vending machines on campus."Current SSMU executives and University administrators refuse to disclose the contenders for the contract, but a discarded phone bill found by the Weekly revealed that a conference call between the SSMU office, Principal Heather Munroe-Blum, Dean of Students Bruce Shore and Bordeaux Prison took place between 3:37 and 4:20 am last Thursday. Bordeaux Prison currently houses Maurice 'Mom' Boucher, the alleged head of the elite Nomad club of the Hell's Angels.Board of Governors Chairman Robert Rabinovitch, reached at home where he said he was "considering the options," told the Weekly, "Du-u-u-u-u-de!" and giggled before hanging up the phone.Note: Funds to go to student rehabilitation programs.Source: McGill Tribune (CN QU Edu)Author: Scott MedvinPublished: Tuesday, April 1, 2003 Copyright: 2003 The McGill TribuneContact: tribune ssmu.mcgill.caWebsite: http://www.tribune.mcgill.ca/CannabisNews Canadian Articleshttp://cannabisnews.com/thcgi/search.pl?K=canada
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Comment #2 posted by FoM on April 01, 2003 at 09:03:39 PT
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I thought this couldn't possibly be true but posted it anyway since today is April Fool's Day! I remember an article from High Times years back that was an April Fool's joke and it bummed me out. 
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Comment #1 posted by TroutMask on April 01, 2003 at 08:47:18 PT
Happy April Fool's Day
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